I couldn't sleep last night...

Again... My roommate, who is a heavy sleeper kept me up all night snoring. My attempts to yell his name to get him to stop were not working. He then proceeded to rapid fire gas for the remainder of the evening. I was not about to stand for this. So, I slipped out of bed, grabbed his fan and turned it on at the base of his bed. I snuggled back into bed smirking at the thought of him snoring in his own farts =)