I couldn't sleep last night...

Again... My roommate, who is a heavy sleeper kept me up all night snoring. My attempts to yell his name to get him to stop were not working. He then proceeded to rapid fire gas for the remainder of the evening. I was not about to stand for this. So, I slipped out of bed, grabbed his fan and turned it on at the base of his bed. I snuggled back into bed smirking at the thought of him snoring in his own farts =)

Silly Bandz

So, I was having sex today. YES!! (around 2:30 cause my RM had class) And I was working it, I mean she was moaning and, Aow... Ow.. Ow... She flipped me over and put my hands behind my back =) I was lovin it, she was lovin it.. or so i thought....

Just now, I sit here examining my silly bandz which are wrapped around a bunch of hair... her hair...

I Heart College

In my never ending quest to find methods of procrastination I've arrived at a point in my life where... I do believe it's time for the world to witness my insanity. And what better place to release my thoughts than here =) 

I pay money to be at this place... God Bless cheap beer